Darkpippi Productions

Some Content That We Used to Run

darkpippi — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 18:37:12 +0000

My legendary staff….wrote a song ’bout it, like to hear it here it go…

Shout out to my raid team for the inspiration for this song! Again, fuck you guys…

Just kidding, you guys know I love you.

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Sorry for the delay in getting this posted for download. I have been busy. Click more for lyrics.

Lyrics

I remember when you turned in for your weapon
And I started gathering all the parts for mine
Told myself that I would have one soon
But all I feel is now deepening gloom
But lots of work and it’s an thing I still desire

You can get disheartened by a certain kind of status
Like designation to the end
Always the end
So when we saw that it’s new content time
Well you said we would still get mine
But now it seems like raiding firelands is over

But you didn’t have to blow me off
I was syphoning the essence
and then it all ended
So I don’t even need that much
But you treat me like a pugger
then you say that’s tough
But we could really get it done
All it’d take is a couple hours after we’re done raiding
I guess you just don’t see the fun
Now it just some content that we used to run
Now it just some content that we used to run
Now it just some content that we used to run

My head hurts thinking of the times that we ran that dungeon
And when we moved up to the new raid, I was glad it’s come
But I don’t wanna run that raid
And I don’t care what you say
To me It’s just no more fun
And you can pug a group to do some content that we used to run…

If You Ain’t PWNed Me By Now

darkpippi — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 02:44:50 +0000

I came up with the idea for this song while driving on vacation this summer. I sat down last weekend and bumped out the lyrics, and now here it is. It is based on “If You Don’t Know Me By Now” by Simply Red.

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Lyrics:

If you ain’t PWNed me by now
You will never, never, never PWN me, WoooooaAll the BGs, that we’ve been through
You’ve tried your best to kill me
Like I keep killin’ you
Now Noobie, I know the difference
Between win and lose
So board on a flag carry
I put on autorun and snooze
(ooooh) Oh, I get so excited
When you run to me to fight
Cause you end up in the graveyard
When I stick my dagger in your eyeIf you ain’t PWNed me by now (ain’t gonna PWN me)
You will never, never, never PWN me (no you wont), whoooooa
If you ain’t PWNed me by now
You will never, never, never PWN me, Woooooa

We’ve all got, our favorite battle grounds
You suck at em all
Dude, we own you every round
Your just dead meat
That we thoroughly pound
If you get queued against us
Trust your bodies will never be found
Just get your stuff together
Or you might as well give for the night
We fully killed your healer
And Teabagged em when he died, ohhhhh

If you ain’t PWNed me by now (ain’t gonna PWN me)
You will never, never, never PWN me (no you wont),
If you ain’t PWNed me by now
(Youuuu Will never never never PWN me)
You will never, never, never PWN me, Woooooa
If you ain’t PWNed me by now
(uuuuuuggggggghhhhhh)
You will never, never, never PWN me, Woooooa

I’m Gonna Drink (500 Kegs)

darkpippi — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 23:13:10 +0000

I really wanted to do a Brewfest song and got the idea for this one while while driving on vacation this summer. It is based on I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) by the Proclaimers.

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I’m Gonna Drink (500 Kegs)

In mah Get up, well I know I’m gonna drink
I’m gonna drink a bunch of lovely heady brew
When I go out, yeah I know I’m gonna drink
I’m gonna drink, some more and sing a couple tunes
If I have luck, well I know I’m gonna drink
I’m gonna drink until this brew fest is all through
And if I heave up, yeah I know I’m gonna drink
I’m gonna drink ta try and keep down all tha spew

But I will drink 500 kegs
And I will drink 500 more
Just to be tha man who drinks a thousand kegs
And falls down on tha floor

When I’m fightin’, yeah I know I’m gonna drink
I’m gonna drink until tha fightin’ is all through
And when we get low, and no one knows just what to do
I’ll grab a ram and run to Kharanos for more brew
When I get home (when I get home)
yeah I know I’m gonna drink,
I’m gonna drink and even mix it in mah stew
And if I pass out, (if I pass out)
Well I know I’m gonna be,
I’m gonna be that man who’s passed out in tha loo

But I will drink 500 kegs
And I will drink 500 more
Just to be tha man who drinks a thousand kegs
And falls down on tha floor

fill it again, fill it again
fill it again, fill it again
with some lag-a lag-a lagar

When I’m buzzin, yeah I know I’m gonna see
I’m gonna see some purple eleiks, in my view

Some more drinkin’, then I know I’m gonna see
I’m gonna see a gang of wolpletangers too

When I go out (when I go out) well I know I’m gonna beat
I’m gonna beat a man call corin direbrew

And when we get done, (when we get done) yes I know I’m gonna drink
I’m gonna drink another couple hundred brews
I’m gonna drink another frosty one, to you

But I will drink 500 kegs
And I will drink 500 more
Just to be tha man who drinks a thousand kegs
And falls down on tha floor

fill it again, fill it again
fill it again, fill it again
with some lag-a lag-a lagar

But I will drink 500 kegs
And I will drink 500 more
Just to be tha man who drinks a thousand kegs
And falls down on tha floor

Site news

darkpippi — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 12:08:25 +0000

Just a quick post to let everyone know that sue to an influx of spammers creating accounts, I have disabled new member registration on my site. Since you can post a comment without registering it should not make any difference to anyone but spammers.

In other news: Be sure to keep an eye out in the next few days. I have a new song in the works that I hope to release very soon.

MMO

darkpippi — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 01:54:53 +0000

This song was written by Aergor over at http://www.worldoffilkcraft.com, and I was thrilled when he asked if I would record a vocal track for it. Make sure to visit his site and send kudos for the song.

MMO is based on Animal by Nickelback.

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Lyrics

I, was gaming in the back
My girl was in the sack
She went to bed when we were close to our first kill on Beth’tilac
I asked, polite, did she want to play tonight
But she just rolled her eyes and asked me if I’d take her for a ride
And that was when I died, the leader called a wipe
but we saw battle res was up so I was back in on the fight
My girl, don’t know what she is missing
She’s just pissed cause she can’t see why this game has all my attention, screamin’

[CHORUS] No, I’m never gonna quit
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with it
Just playing on my MMO
No, no matter what you say
I’m always gonna play
It’s just a little MMO
So come on baby log in
log in, just log in
Go roll a toon and get in

She, comes in and says to me
“Do you want something to eat”
Like I’ve got time to eat when fire is spawning right beneath my feet
It’s hard, to hear, when she’s yappin’ in my ear
And then there’s DBM that’s screamin’ something evil’s drawing near
I don’t, know how, I’m supposed to play my WoW
When she says one more dungeon run is all she’s going to allow
Oh yes, we’re leet, we finally got her beat
It felt so good I almost jumped out of my seat
I’m screamin’

We, were visiting her dad
My computer in my lap
I had just logged in for dailies
When she whispered “what is that?”
I closed, the screen, wondering how much she had seen
And that was when she started screamin’
“Are you ever gonna stop?”
Her Dad, was mad, thinking I was being dirty
But it turns out he had just got
His new mage to level 30
Sometimes, I miss the way she kissed but now
At least we have a mage that know’s how critical this is
We’re screamin’

R.N.G.

darkpippi — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 19:01:21 +0000

This parody, based on T.N.T. by AC DC, is about that thing we all hate. The random number generator. Wrote a song about it..like to here it here it go.

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Lyrics:

ugh, ugh, etc.Join up with my guildie raid team
with new content to be seen
Out to kill all we can get
and try to make it clean
Adds coming from the left of us
more coming from the right
The timing sucks
they AOE
And then we lose the fightCos it’s
R.N.G
a numbers fight
R.N.G.
making it tight
R.N.G
is it set hard mode
R.N.G
This is a load!!!

We wipe, again, no matter the plan
we all know the score
Many volcanoes spouting flames
Fire cross the floor
So clean up those adds
And run for your life
And move round the boss
And hope it times right
Wanna get this thing on down
And quit messin around

(chorus)

(guitar solo)

R.N.G.
R.N.G.
R.N.G.
R.N.G.

R.N.G
a numbers fight
R.N.G.
making it right
R.N.G
is it set hard mode
R.N.G
This is a load!!!

This Ain’t A BG (It’s A God Damn Gear Race)

darkpippi — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 21:42:00 +0000

This is a parody of Fall Out Boy’s song “This Ain’t a Scene”. Lyrics written by Addy. Many thanks to Addy for letting me attempt this one. Click more for lyrics.

Addy’s Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Amv4000

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This Ain’t a BG (It’s A God damn gear race)

Lyrics:

I’m not a Raid healer
a healing dru with shapeshifting thu the forms, now nerfed…
And I don’t really care If Allies win
As long as I get my honor,and get the gear that I need…

This Aint A BG, It’s A God Damn Gear Race!
This Aint A BG, It’s A God Damn Gear Race!
This Aint A BG, It’s A God Damn Gear Race!

You all can die in a fire… I could care less

I’m tha Healing man
And I Try to heal you, Up and down the map, Up and down the map.
I’m tha Healing man
And I Try to heal you, Up and down the map, Up and down the map.

My team is Losing and giving up
(well thats pretty shitty)
and it looks like the fat lady has sung..
(were never getting better)
sometimes I want to faction hop, This is weak
passing flag caps just like tards
no more! just l l l l lost it

This Aint A BG, It’s A God Damn Gear Race!
This Aint A BG, It’s A God Damn Gear Race!
This Aint A BG, It’s A God Damn Gear Race!
BG’s are fail, Please, Gear Yourself up!

I’m tha Healing man
And I Try to heal you, Up and down the map, Up and down the map.
I’m tha Healing man
And I Try to heal you, Up and down the map, Up and down the map.

All the noobs that the battleground didn’t love
And all the healers that couldn’t heal fast enough
gear… get some or get out!

This Aint A BG, It’s A God Damn Gear Race!
This Aint A BG, It’s A God Damn Gear Race!
(Now you)
This Aint A BG, It’s A God Damn Gear Race!
(gear out your dru’s)
This Aint A BG, It’s A God Damn Gear Race!
(gear em out!)
This Aint A BG, It’s A God Damn Gear Race!
(Oh, oh)
This Aint A BG, It’s A God Damn Gear Race!

I’m tha Healing man
And I Try to heal you, Up and down the map, Up and down the map.
I’m tha Healing man
And I Try to heal you, Up and down the map, Up and down the map.

Don’t Stop BGing feat. Letomi

darkpippi — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 05:11:58 +0000

This is a collaboration myself and Letomi. It is a parody of “Don’t Stop Believing” (glee version).

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Don’t Stop BGing

Epics

darkpippi — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 15:11:27 +0000

This song came from my utter addiction to the song “Secrets” by One Republic.

The parody revolves around that feeling we all get when a new expansion hits and we find that we equip green items over the epics we worked so hard for in the last expansion.

This song aired on The Instance Podcast episode #223 Click more for lyrics.

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Epics

Epics

Our group finished heroics
Finally got my BIS
I’m feeling kinda stoic
Our gear showing that we’re the best

And all the gear we’ve stained red
From all the bosses now dead
Got it all honestly I swear
We all worked our butts off
Now we take it all off

Now that the expansions here
And we’re wearing all green gear
this is just what I had feared
I had to throw, all my epics away

My time
is now spent in a dungeon line
Hope the next drop will be mine
I had to throw, all my epics away

My God
I can’t believe we got this far
It seems like we all worked real hard
winning like warcraft stars

Now everyday I see tha drops, all the
items that we’re adoptin
and the purples go away,
cause greens are all hotter
Now we’re all back to go,
Not liking how all this goes, no, so

Now that the expansions here
And we’re wearing all green gear
this is just what I had feared
I had to throw, all my epics away

My time
is now spent in a dungeon line
Hope the next drop will be mine
I had to throw, all my epics away

Oh, got new things, got new bags
most the epics that I had
one by one just disappear
and now that one was everything

Now that the expansions here
And we’re wearing all green gear
this is just what I had feared
I had to throw, all my epics away

My time
is now spent in a dungeon line
Hope the next drop will be mine
I had to throw, all my epics away

Now that the expansions here
And we’re wearing all green gear
this is just what I had feared
I had to throw, all my epics away

My time
is now spent in a dungeon line
Hope the next drop will be mine
I had to throw, all my epics away

All my epics Away
All My epics Away

You Give PUGs a Bad Name

darkpippi — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 21:08:16 +0000

This one was written by Shadowdragonia666 from YouTube. It is a parody of “You Give Love A Bad Name” by Bon Jovi. Big thanks to Shadow for letting me do this song.

I also want to give a shout out to Aergor from worldoffilkcraft.com who also did a very similar version of this song and gave me the OK to record this alternate version. Be sure to check out everything they do over there!

Click more to see lyrics.

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You Give PUGs A Bad Name

One shot by a boss
And your to blame
Noobie you give pugs
A bad name

High DPS is what you claimed
You promised you were good
Then wiped the whole raid

The healer was good
The tank was geared
You broke the damn sheep
Then you AOE feared

Whoa

Your Freaking Dumb

Whoa

There’s nowhere to run
No one can save us
The damage is done

One shot by a boss
And your to blame
You give pugs
A bad name

We played our parts
But you failed the raid
You give pugs
A bad name

You give pugs
A bad name

You AFK
While we run back
Demand for a rez
Cause you needed a snack

Your gear is leet
But you cant play right
My very first kick
Was your kick, GOODBYE!

Whoa

Your Freaking Dumb

Whoa

There’s nowhere to run
No one can save us
The damage is done

One shot by a boss
And your to blame
You give pugs
A bad name

We played our parts
But you failed the raid
You give pugs
A bad name

You give puuuuugs

One shot by a boss
And your to blame
You give pugs
A bad name

We played our parts
But you failed the raid
You give pugs
A bad name
x2

You give pugs

You give pugs
A bad name
x4